fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me


My anaconda don’t want none unless you got a great sense of humor and can hold an intelligent conversation


if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again

"Don’t ever save anything for a special occasion. Every day you’re alive is a special occasion."
- Ann Wells’s brother-in-law, published as part of a column in April 1985 for The Times, popularised via email in 1998 (via aequi-libra)

It makes my day so much better!!!!

But school makes me want to. Holy shit state board will be the death of me


*crowd boos* (crowd is a bunch of ghosts)


bands…chANGE THEIR SOUND??? gROW??!! develop„?,!!! noOo„„must bE 2005 aLWAYS