carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
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besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

teamheichou:

snitchwings:

bishojosailorsenshi:

crazyideasfromaweirdperson:

Several of my family members think it’s wrong. Myself and a couple friends think it’s totally okay. I want to know what the rest of you think.

Pssh. I wouldnt let my best friend sleep on the floor! Plus you have a snuggle buddy!

Wrong? Wow, er. That’s awkward, I’ve shared a bed with virtually all my friends.

I really don’t think twice about it. Seems normal to me.

    teacher:don't bullshit this essay
    me:i'm gonna bullshit this essay

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

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